Sunday, 26 January 2014

Happy Republic Day! jokes

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शराबी की मजबूरी? Hindi jokes

एक शराबी सड़क के किनारे बहुत ज्यादा पीने के कारण लगभग बेसुध सा पड़ा हुआ था।एक भले आदमी ने उसके पास आकर पूछा, "`आखिर इतनी ज्यादा पीने की क्या जरूरत थी?"शराबी: मजबूरी थी पीने के अलावा और कोई चारा ही नहीं था।भला आदमी: आखिर ऐसी क्या मजबूरी हो...

My Computer!!! JOKES

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user...Help-desk: Mam, please double click on 'My Computer'.Lady: I can't see your computer.Help-desk: No... Click on 'My Computer' on your computer.Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ?Help-desk: There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on...

26 January JOKES

The Republic Day is the occasion to celebrate the sovereignty of India. It was on this day that the Constitution was adopted. The event features a grand parade by the armed forces and performing artists, known as the Republic Day Parade. ...

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Saturday, 25 January 2014

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Act Like a Gentleman! JOKES

One day Mulla Nasrudin visited a large department store to buy his wife some nylon hose.Inadvertently, he got caught in a mad rush at a counter where a bargain sale was going on. He soon found himself being pushed and stepped on by frantic women. He stood it...

The Poor Chap! JOKES

Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui.Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the.Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift...

A Lesson in Logic! JOKES

"This is a lesson in logic," said the old professor in the teahouse. "If the show starts at nine and dinner is at six, and my son has the measles, and my brother drives a Cadillac, how old am I?""You are eighty-four," replied Mulla Nasruddin promptly."Right," said the...

Girl's Reactions! JOKES

Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!Same Girl after having a boyfriend:1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch...

Wedding Speech! JOKES

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those...

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