Break-up!

Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.

Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?

Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.

Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.

Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.

Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.